suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

markiplier:

narukamiyus:

markiplier is ugly as sin why does everyone suck his dick

Am I?image …Am I really?

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

ziorx:

i found this poster in a local record store and i…

ziorx:

i found this poster in a local record store and i…

like/hate: food fight

like: the beautiful animation

hate: i don’t own a hard copy

like/hate: my tits

molgars:

officialbrostrider:

like: your tits

hate: i am not currently holding them

we can fix that i can buy a plane ticket

dont let anyone or anything stop you

like/hate: me.

ectobiologist:

officialbrostrider:

like: ur kinda nice sometimes i guess

hate: you wont call me Hot Stuff and thats a huge disappointment

image

thanks babe